Aliens vs. Navy in Universal's 'Battleship'

Fast running out of ideas for alien invasion movies, Hollywood visionaries have decided it would be a good idea to produce a $200 million big screen rendering of the Hasbro board game, Battleship. But with added aliens, naturally.

And who is to star in this epic motion picture? Which actors would most seem at home on the high seas battling an alien foe? Pop star Rihanna and underwear model Brooklyn Decker, that's who. Just in case you were thinking there might be better uses for $200 million - Golden Globe and Oscar nominee Liam Neeson is also on board. Chew on that, naysayers. The Universal Pictures production is scheduled for release 18 May, 2012. Thanks Hollywood.